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It’s Short and Sweet…

February 6, 2014 by Mona

   This is a reminder that The Kiss is now on Amazon… and it’s free! This anthology contains stories of varying length (but they’re all short) from thirty authors. Colleen Hoover has a delightful short story included.
   Given the theme “The Kiss”, it’s surprising to read what each author has created. Many different genres are represented, which is fun. I’ve decided to share my story here, and I hope you’ll pop on over to Amazon to get your copy.

Here’s the link: 

http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00HVIW1AQ

SONGS FROM THE HEART
by
Mona Ingram

Chapter One

“Pete?”
“Yes, Miss Malone?”
“Pull over here, would you?” Mandy edged forward on her seat as the limo approached her old high school. The schoolyard was empty now, in the middle of the summer. The grass was already making its annual comeback; it would be lush and green by the time September rolled around, and the cycle would start all over again.
Her gaze drifted to the trees at the far end of the yard. Noticeably taller now, they’d spread until their branches interlocked. She and her friends had spent many an hour under those trees, discussing whatever they’d decided was the vitally important topic of the day. She smiled at the memory.
“A bit farther along, Pete.”
The limousine inched along and Mandy lowered the tinted windows.
“Now what are you doing?” Simon had been silent thus far, which was surprising. But his need for control won out. “We have to get out to the Sage Bowl and do a sound check.”
Mandy ignored him. They had plenty of time and he knew it. “I’ll get out up here, Pete.”
“Christ, Mandy. If anyone recognizes you, we’ll be mobbed.”
It was all she could do to keep silent. Her manager loved any type of mob scene. As a matter of fact, she was fairly sure that he instigated them from time to time to drum up interest in her performances. Foolish, really, as her concerts consistently sold out within a day of the tickets going on sale. She still pinched herself every time one of her songs raced to the top of the charts, and more than once she’d wondered if she really deserved the adoration of her fans, or the accolades for her work. But having the best songwriter in the business didn’t hurt…
A low stone fence rimmed this end of the playground. Every fifty feet or so there was a break to walk through and she did that now, admiring the craftsmanship of the stonemason. The School Board had wisely decided to preserve the fence, which had been built in the first half of the twentieth century by a family of Italian craftsmen who had settled in this part of the Okanagan Valley. She wandered along toward the swing set and then sat down on the fence, lost in memories of those days spent here in Gold Creek.
Stirred by a gentle breeze, the trees whispered in welcome, and for a moment she drifted back in time. She was sitting on a swing, pushing listlessly against the ground with the toe of her sneaker, listening as the other side presented the final argument on the topic du jour. The memory was so real, she could feel the sturdy chain links of the swing support under her palms, hot from the sun.
It had been her turn to lead the team arguing the ‘pro’ side. She couldn’t even remember what the discussion had been about, but she’d lost the argument, and her friends applauded the winning side, then turned to her.
“Matthew wins!” chirped her best friend Sunny. “You have to forfeit.”
“Thanks a lot.” Mandy pretended to be angry, but she’d known from the outset that she was arguing a lost cause. She turned to Matthew. “So, what’s it to be?”
“I think a kiss would be appropriate.” He shoved up his glasses, but not before she saw something bloom in the depths of his eyes.
“A kiss?” It was all she could do to get the words out. Matt Williamson had come to Gold Creek in mid-year, and she hardly knew him. Tall and lanky, he seemed uncoordinated, and yet there was something about him that made her think a kiss from him might not be such a hardship.
“Kiss! Kiss! Kiss!” The crowd supported Matt’s choice.
Her hands tightened around the chain of the swing as he approached. She imagined herself to be a bug trapped in amber, and yet she was a willing bug.
“Kiss! Kiss! Kiss!” Her schoolmates weren’t letting up.
Matt grasped the chains of the swing, covering her hands with his. This close, she saw the flecks of gold floating in the chocolate of his eyes, and her breath caught in her throat as he leaned closer.
“We don’t have to do this, you know.” His gaze held hers, then moved slowly down to her lips. “Although I can’t think of a forfeit I’d rather have.”
“Kiss! Kiss! Kiss!” The words echoed across the schoolyard.
“Okay, what’s going on here?”
Mandy was vaguely aware of the Vice-Principal’s voice as he strode toward the group. How could she be expected to hear when her heart was pounding so hard? She and Matt looked at each other for several long seconds and then he pulled away to face ‘Adolph.’
Steve Manley was the Vice Principal from hell. Pumped up by his imagined self-importance, he marched as he patrolled the halls of the small school, and had adopted a silly-looking moustache that resembled the one worn by Hitler. The nickname was inevitable.
Mandy stood, surprised that her legs would hold her. “Nothing, Mr. Manley.”
He glared at Mandy, then Matt, as though trying to make up his mind. Waving a hand in the air, he dismissed them. “That’s enough for today. You kids go home now.”
Matt opened his mouth to argue. After all, school was over for the day. But Mandy had given him a subtle shake of her head, which he acknowledged with an imperceptible nod.
She hadn’t thought about that day for years.

Chapter Two

“Are you all right, Miss Malone?”
Startled, Mandy looked up and acknowledged the limo driver. “Yes, Pete. I was remembering when I went to high school here.” She rose. “Doesn’t seem like seven years ago.”
His glance took in the entire area in one sweep. “I’ll bet it was nice, going to a small school like this.”
“It was.” She stretched, and they started walking side by side back to the limo. “We used to hang out right here, by the swings, and discuss the problems of the world.”
She didn’t know why she was being so forthcoming. She’d found over the years that it was better not to share personal stories. There were too many tabloids willing to pay for snippets of conversation, which by the time they were printed, rarely resembled any conversation she recalled.
Simon was fuming by the time she crawled back into the limo.
“What was that? A walk down memory lane?”
His caustic tone, coming on the heels of such a gentle memory, was too much for her. She rolled up the glass partition between the back and the driver and turned to Simon.
“Simon, let me remind you. You are my manager. You work for me, and if you weren’t damned good at what you do, I would have fired you long ago.”
He tried to look offended, but he was wise enough to remain silent.
“I made the mistake of getting personally involved with you, only to discover that you can’t keep your pants zipped. That part of our relationship is over, thank goodness, so all that’s left is a business arrangement. And that does not include me putting up with snide remarks.” She reached for a bottle of water and took a long drink. “If you can’t handle that, then I can and will get another manager.”
“You need me,” he blustered.
“No, Simon, I do not.” She held his gaze until he backed down. “And in case you’ve forgotten, my friend Sunny is stopping by the sound check this afternoon, and I don’t want any theatrics from you while she’s there.”
He mumbled something unintelligible.
“What’s that?”
He stared out the window for a few moments. “I was going to tell you later, but since you’re in such a pissy mood, I’d better fill you in.”
She opened her mouth to object to his comment, but he’d piqued her curiosity. “Tell me what?”
“Well.” His shoulders went back and he gave her a triumphant look. “You’re finally going to get to meet the songwriter.”
Was this one of Simon’s distractions, or the truth? If what he said was true, it was something she’d wanted for several years now, ever since that first song that had skyrocketed her to stardom.
Back then, when she and Simon still liked each other, she’d tried to explain how Close Enough To Care had affected her. That, and every song which followed spoke to something deep inside her. It was as if the songwriter had written those first songs specifically for her, that he understood what moved her in a way no other songwriter could hope to equal.
When she’d asked to meet the elusive songwriter, Simon had acted strange, informing her that he desired to remain anonymous.
“But that’s ridiculous,” she’d argued. “What if one of his songs gets nominated for a Grammy?”
He frowned, and from what she could tell, he was genuinely puzzled. “He’s let it be known that he doesn’t want to be nominated.”
“You’re making this up, right?” She gave a nervous laugh. “Nobody would do that.”
“I agree, and I can’t explain it.” He spread his hands in defeat. “But that’s the way it is.”
No wonder Simon was uncomfortable discussing the songwriter. He’d finally come up against someone he couldn’t manipulate.
As Mandy’s star grew brighter, she became less comfortable with the situation. Finally, at the beginning of the year, she’d managed to get a few minutes alone with her producer in his studio. Simon might be a jerk in his personal life, but he’d surrounded her with the best professionals in the business.
The legendary producer shook his head. “I swear, Mandy. I don’t know who he is.” His fingers drifted over the soundboard as he spoke. “His agent acts as go-between, and as you know, we rarely if ever need to ask for re-writes.” He shook his head. “I don’t understand it, either.”
“But how can he keep his name a secret? I mean, what about getting paid?”
“That’s easily enough arranged. He uses his company name.” He tapped a score. “You must have noticed his company name. SwingTime Sound.”
Mandy made a sound of disgust. “Sounds like a name from the forties. Glenn Miller or something.” She gave the producer a look of mock horror. “What if he’s some old geezer? Maybe I don’t want to meet him after all.”
“Hey, don’t knock Glenn Miller. He was one of the best.”
Mandy’s gaze lingered on the music. “I know, I’m just frustrated.”
The producer raised an eyebrow. “I wouldn’t be complaining if I were you. This guy is probably the best songwriter I’ve come across in the past twenty years. And if I’m not mistaken, he writes exclusively for you.”
“That doesn’t make sense.”
“I agree, but he must be content. Besides, with your sales, he’s doing just fine.”
“I suppose so…” Her voice drifted off.
A group of musicians arrived and pushed through into the studio. Mandy knew her time was up. “Thanks, Benny,” she’d said, giving him a quick kiss on the cheek. “I’ll let you know if we have any luck tracking him down.”

Chapter Three

She turned disbelieving eyes on Simon. “You’re serious? I’m actually going to meet him? How did you finally get ahold of him?”
Simon held up his hands. “Whoa, there. I didn’t actually talk to him. I talked to his agent, but he assured me that he’d meet with you this weekend.”
Mandy slid back on the leather seat and tried to calm the butterflies that had taken up residence in her stomach. Now that she was finally going to meet him, she was nervous. What if she didn’t like him, or worse yet, what if he didn’t like her? She supposed there was only one way to find out.
As they drew closer to the Sage Bowl, the irony struck her. That she would finally meet him here. Here, where her career started.
Her friends had urged her to enter the amateur night of the music festival. Terrified and elated at the same time, she’d sung her heart out with a medley of Patsy Cline songs. Simon Preston, an aggressive up-and-coming manager, had spotted her and the rest, as they say, was history.
The limo crested a hill and she caught sight of the venue. It took her breath away every time she saw the transformation that took place in the valley below. High sandy cliffs provided the perfect backdrop for the gently sloping ‘bowl’ of the valley floor. The stage was large, but it was dominated by the cliffs. Over the years, the festival organizers had experimented with various lighting schemes to illuminate the cliffs, and it hadn’t taken long for the performers to realize that nature’s backdrop couldn’t be improved upon. As an informal site, where people brought their own seating, it was unparalleled.
As they approached the gate, Mandy rolled down her window.
“What are you doing?” Simon had reverted to his old self.
“I want to talk to the guard.” She smiled at the young man. “Hi!”
He bent to look inside the limo and his eyes widened. “Oh, hello Miss Malone. What can I do for you?”
“I wanted to be sure you have my friend’s name on your list. Sonja Larsen, but she’ll probably identify herself as Sunny.”
The guard checked his list. “Sorry, I don’t see her.” His pen trailed down the sheet of paper. “Oh, wait. Here she is. Last minute addition.”
“Great. And she might bring one more friend. Can you make a note of that?” Sunny’s boyfriend was trying to make it to Gold Creek for her performance, but he wasn’t sure if he could get away.
“Sure thing. Have a good one, Miss Malone.”
“Thanks, Cory.”
The guard glanced self-consciously at his nametag, then offered a brief salute as they pulled through the gate.
“Okay,” she said, scanning the stage with a practised eye. “Let’s get this done.”
* * *
The sound check went flawlessly. This was Mandy’s fourth year performing at the Sage Bowl Music Festival, and it always amazed her that such a large venue could be set up in the middle of nowhere.
British Columbia was becoming known for its successful festivals, and this one had grown over the twelve years it had been running. The promoters had turned it into a three-day weekend of performances. This was her second year as headliner, and she didn’t think she’d ever get used to the excitement of performance day.
“Sounds great, everyone.” Yankee Bob, her drummer, had expressed an interest in taking on the secondary job of Stage Manager, and she was glad she’d agreed. He was respected by the other musicians, as well as the back-up singers, and he knew his way around a stage. “What do you think, Mandy?”
“Sounded good to me.”
“All right, everyone,” her drummer turned to the band and the back-up singers. “Be back here at seven thirty for eight.”
As he spoke, Mandy noticed Sunny sitting off to the side in a rare patch of shade thrown by a Ponderosa Pine. She was with a man, and they were deep in conversation.
Prickles of anticipation crept down Mandy’s neck. The man looked vaguely familiar, but something told her this wasn’t Sunny’s boyfriend. She crossed the stage, ran down the side stairs and started walking toward her friend.
“Mandy!” Sunny opened her arms. “Get over here and give your best friend a hug.”
Engulfed in Sunny’s embrace, Mandy glanced over her friend’s shoulder toward the man. He was watching the reunion with a gentle smile.
“Look who I found!” Sunny pulled away and reached for the man’s arm. “Matthew!” She turned back to Mandy. “You remember Matthew Williamson from school.”
His gaze flickered to Sunny, then returned to Mandy’s upturned face. “Hello, Mandy. Great to see you again.” He extended his hand.
This was Matt Williamson? She couldn’t believe her eyes. Her hand disappeared into his, and heat bloomed in parts of her body that had seen little action in the past couple of years. The tall, un-coordinated youth had morphed into a well-muscled, well-dressed man. But the eyes were the same; dark brown with intriguing hints of gold.
“Matt.” She pulled her hand away, hoping he hadn’t noticed the way her pulse ratcheted up at his touch. “What are you doing here?” She regretted the words the moment she uttered them. “Not that I mind, but I was wondering…” She looked to Sunny for help.
“I found him sitting in the schoolyard.” Sunny made a disgusted face. “Just sitting there, on the old stone fence.”
Mandy laughed. “You’re kidding.”
“Noooo.” Sunny drew the word out.
Mandy waved a hand in front of her face. “I’m laughing because I did the same thing on the way out here.” She smiled up into Matt’s eyes. “I was remembering that day.” She could tell from his smile that she didn’t need to explain which day.
“Me, too.” His voice had turned husky. “You still owe me a kiss, you know.”
Sunny watched them, her gaze moving back and forth. “I told him I was coming out here, and we decided to drive out together.”
Mandy tore her gaze away from Matthew and acknowledged her friend. “So did you hear my new song? What did you think?”
“Always?” Matt spoke before Sunny could respond. “It was amazing, but then I knew it would be.”
“What do you mean?”
He flushed. “I mean, I’ve never heard you sing a bad song.”
Now it was Mandy’s turn to blush. “You know my work?”
“Oh, yeah.” His gaze held hers. “I know every song you’ve ever done.”
His intensity unnerved her. “My songwriter gets credit for that.” She scanned the area. “I was supposed to meet him today, but now I don’t see Simon.”
“You’re finally going to get to meet him?” Sunny knew of her quest to find the elusive songwriter. “Where?”
Mandy threw up her hands. “I’m not sure. Simon can be frustrating, but this time I don’t think he’s jerking me around. I think he really doesn’t know.” She checked her cell phone. “He said he’ll contact me when he hears from the guy’s agent.”
Matthew was beginning to look uncomfortable. “Listen, if you’d like me to vamoose, I can.”
“No.” Mandy realized she didn’t want him to leave. “He’ll probably be here tonight.” She checked her watch. “What I’d like to do is get something to eat. If you guys aren’t busy, we could pick something up at the drive-thru and eat in the park.”
Matthew looked at Sunny and she nodded. “I’d like that too,” he said, “but won’t people bother you?”
Mandy shook her head. She’d willingly put up with a few autograph seekers to have a hamburger in the park. “Not really. People around here usually leave me alone. If you’ll give me a minute, I’ll tell my driver where I’m going.” She checked the line of cars parked up against the security fence and turned to Sunny. “Which one is yours?”
“We used mine.” Matthew pointed out a dark green Land Rover.
“Okay, I’ll be right there.”

Chapter Four

They chose a picnic table under the trees. The sound of seniors playing horseshoes in the adjoining pitches provided the soundtrack to their meal.
“So, Matthew. Tell me what you’re up to these days.”
He wiped his mouth before answering. “I play guitar in a band in Vancouver.” He smiled easily. “Down in Gastown.”
“Really? Have I heard of it?”
He gave her an indulgent smile. “No, I don’t think so.” He shook the ice in his cup and drained the remaining soda. “At the risk of sounding like a fanboy, I’d like to hear about your work.”
She sensed that he was embarrassed by his band’s low profile. She shrugged. “Not much to tell, really.” In spite of her fame, she’d never been comfortable talking about herself. She looked directly at him and wondered if he knew how handsome he was. “Is there anything in particular you were wondering about?”
He ran his finger down the condensation on the sides of the cup. “When I heard you sing this afternoon, I was thinking that with your voice maturing the way it is, you might try some crossover stuff. Lots of country artists are doing that now.”
She tried to hide her surprise. “I’ve been thinking the same thing. That’s one of the reasons I wanted to talk to the songwriter.”
He nodded. “There are always other songwriters.”
“Easy for you to say.”
He gave her an odd look, and she gave her head a quick shake. “Sorry, I didn’t mean to sound snippy.” She glanced over at Sunny, who was watching them with interest.
She fell silent. “I don’t know how to say this,” she said after a few moments.
“Try.” He drew the straw out of his cup and sucked off the droplets of moisture. His lips were full and sensuous; she regretted not having kissed him all those years ago.
“It’s just…” She paused to collect her thoughts. “He seems to understand me. There are times when I’m singing his songs and it’s as though he’s invaded my body. As though he knows everything about me.” She gave a short, self-conscious laugh. “Does that sound crazy?”
“No, not at all.” There was something in his voice. “I get it.”
Neither of them noticed when Sunny got up and headed for the restroom.
Mandy exhaled slowly. “Thank goodness. When I’ve tried to explain it to Simon, he says I’m delusional.”
His eyes flashed angrily. “Why do you put up with that? He sounds like an ass.”
Tears pooled in her eyes; it felt good to have someone stand up for her. “Thank you.”
He gave his head an angry shake and reached for her hands. “I’m serious. You deserve better.” His thumb caressed the back of her hand.
She looked at their hands linked on the table, then raised her eyes. “Too bad you had to move away when we were young.” Her mouth curved in a lop-sided smile.
He released her hands and she wondered what she’d said to offend him. “Funny you should say that,” he said after a moment. “I had such a crush on you on high school.”
“You did?” Her words came out high-pitched and breathless. “Then I have a confession. I wish you’d kissed me that day. Something tells me we would have been good together.”
He leaned forward on his elbows and stared into her eyes. “We are good together.”
She glanced around, confused. “I didn’t mean like this…”
“I know, Mandy.” He took a deep breath. “It’s my turn to confess.”
There was something in his tone… something in the intensity of his gaze.
“Mandy, I’m your songwriter.”
Mandy blinked several times. Had she heard him correctly? The rustling of the trees and the soft ‘clink’ of horseshoes faded into the background as his words sank in.
“You?” Something bloomed deep in her chest. “You’re my songwriter?”
He raised both hands in a gesture of resignation. “Guilty.”
“But how…” She had a million questions. “You’re SwingTime? As in–”
“As in that day on the swing.” A slow grin transformed his face. “In a way, I’m glad my family moved away. I probably wouldn’t have tried writing if I hadn’t been mooning around about you.”
“Are you serious?” She wanted to believe him, but it was all so sudden. “You wouldn’t kid around about this, would you?”
“No, Mandy. That’s why I’m here this weekend.” He raised his eyebrows. “Well, two reasons, really. One, I wanted to hear you debut the new song, and secondly, I decided it was time to meet with you. I’m serious about trying some crossover tunes.”
“But why wouldn’t you meet with me before this?” She narrowed her eyes at him. “That’s never made sense to me.”
“Maybe not, but I was writing songs from the heart, trying to capture the way I felt all those years ago, when we were young. I was afraid that if I met you again, all of the fame would have changed you.”
“And has it?”
He grinned. “Not that I can tell.”
She exhaled slowly. “Thanks, I think.” She turned to see Sunny striding toward them, a big smile on her face.

Chapter Five

“David’s coming after all.” Sunny waved her cell phone. “He finally got away.” She stopped at the table. “What? You guys look guilty.”
“Sunny,” said Mandy, speaking slowly. “Matt just told me he’s my songwriter.”
“Get out!” Sunny made a face, then looked from Mandy to Matthew, then back to her friend. “You’re serious!”
They both nodded.
“Uh, oh.” She slid onto the bench beside Mandy.
“What do you mean, ‘uh-oh’?” Mandy nudged her friend.
Sunny rolled her eyes. “What I mean is, how does this affect whatever is going on between you guys? I mean, sheesh, I’ve never seen so many sparks fly.” She paused to consider. “Well, maybe between David and I, but that’s different.”
Mandy couldn’t meet Matt’s gaze. She’d been wondering the same thing.
Matt answered smoothly. “It doesn’t change a thing.” He waited for Mandy to look at him and gave her a look that curled her toes. “It looks like we’re going to be working together, so we’ll have lots of time to get reacquainted.” He checked his watch. “I should take you back out to the bowl to get ready, and I have some apologizing to do. My agent is going to be disappointed that he didn’t get to introduce us.” He rose, walked round the table and offered Mandy his hand. “Speaking of which, let’s exchange cell phone numbers.” She rose and he gave her a meaningful look. “Call me after the concert if you need a ride.”
* * *
Mandy arrived to pandemonium. Clustered around Clete, the band members didn’t realize she was standing behind them.
“What’s going on?” If the guitar player’s expression was any indication, he was in a lot of pain. He was clutching his left arm.
Yankee Bob straightened up and turned to Mandy. “I think his arm is broken.” He raked his fingers through his long hair. “The guys were playing touch football. Clete lost his footing and fell.”
Mandy remained calm. “Let’s get him taken into the hospital then.” She gave Clete what she hoped was an encouraging smile. “Don’t worry, we’ll figure something out.”
“I’m sorry, Mandy.” The drummer looked miserable.
Mandy held up a hand. “Don’t go there. We agreed, remember?” They normally carried two guitar players on tour, but RJ’s wife was due to give birth any day, and they’d given him time off. She lowered her voice. “What are we going to do?”
“I don’t know.” He gave a short, desperate laugh. “Can you pull a spare guitar player out of your bag of tricks?” Mandy carried a kit containing everything from buttons and thread to crazy glue and aspirins. The crew loved to tease her about it.
She grinned. “As a matter of fact, I do.” She pulled out her cell phone.
“Come on, Mandy. I was kidding. We can’t let just anybody up there on the stage.”
“This isn’t just anybody.” She held up a finger.
“Mandy?” His voice sounded like liquid velvet.
“Matt. Do you have your guitar with you?”
He chuckled. “I’m never without it. Why?”
“Well, we need you. Our guitar player broke his arm. How would you like to play tonight?”
“Bad luck. Is he going to be okay?”
“Yes, he’s already on his way to the hospital.”
“I’m all yours. Tell the security guys to let me in, okay?”
“Will do.”
She turned to Yankee Bob. “There. All taken care of.”
“Jeez, Mandy. What are you doing?”
“Trust me, Bob. You’re going to love this guy.” She decided she’d better put him out of his misery. “His name is Matt Williamson, and he’s a guitar player in a band in Vancouver.”
“Well, that’s something, anyway.”
“And he’s the one who wrote every hit song I’ve ever had.”
The drummer’s mouth fell open. “Are you shittin’ me?”
“No.” She tipped up his chin to close his mouth. “Good enough for you?”
“How did you – oh, never mind.” He gave her a quick, fierce hug. “I’ll go over the playlist with him while you change.” He grinned. “Simon’s going to freak.”
* * *
Mandy emerged from her dressing room to find Matt going over the playlist with Yankee Bob. They were chatting together like old friends.
The door opened and Simon strode into the room, his face flushed. He looked disappointed to see everyone calmly going about their pre-show routine.
“Who the hell is that?” He launched himself across the room and prodded Matt in the chest. “You. Out.”
Matt gave him a withering look. “I don’t think so.”
Simon looked from the playlist to Yankee Bob. “What gives?”
Matt stuck out his hand. “Matt Williamson. Mandy asked me to take Clete’s place tonight.”
“She had no right to do that.” Simon ignored Matt’s outstretched hand, and searched for Mandy. “What do you think you’re doing?”
She looked at him as though seeing him for the first time. “Saving the show, Simon.” She gestured toward Matt. “Matt is a professional guitar player. He also happens to be my songwriter.”
The expression on Simon’s face was priceless.
“Oh, and Simon?”
“Yes?”
“You’re fired.”
Cheering erupted from the band and the backup singers. Mandy hadn’t realized the depth of their dislike for the manager. A stagehand knocked on the door, announcing that it was time for the band to take their places.
“Let’s do this,” said the drummer, and they filed out. Matt gave her a long, heated look, then followed.
* * *
Mandy shouldn’t have been surprised by Matt’s proficiency on the guitar, but she was. By the end of the first song, the band members were following his astonishing riffs with an amazing performance of their own. They played as if they’d been together all their lives.
After ninety minutes, she stepped to the edge of the stage and spoke to the crowd. “And now,” she said, eyes shining with pride in her crew. “We’d like to debut our new single, just for you.” She stepped back and took a breath while Matt played the intro. “It’s called Always,” she said, and started to sing.
The huge crowd was silent as the last notes floated out over the bowl. Then the entire audience was on their feet. These were her fans; she loved every one of them. She lowered her head and waited for the applause to die down.
“Thank you,” she said simply, then turned toward the band, and the back-up singers. “But I’m only one part of what you heard tonight.” She applauded each person individually. “I’m nothing without my back-up singers, and my band.” Her eyes sparkled as she walked toward Matt, microphone in hand. “I know some of you are wondering where Clete is. He had an accident, but I can assure you he’ll recover soon.” She took Matt’s hand. “In the meantime I’d like to introduce you to the man who made my career what it is today. This is Matt Williamson. He not only wrote the songs you’ve all come to love, he’s an old school friend of mine.” Her eyes sparkled. “And he reminded me today that I owe him something from back then.” She turned to the audience. “A kiss.”
Matt’s lips twitched. “What are you doing?” he murmured, as she led him across the stage.
“I’m making sure you don’t back out.” She raised her lips.
He brushed his lips against hers, slow and tantalizing, with the promise of more to come. “That’s not happening,” he said as he picked her up and twirled her around. The audience roared their approval.
Safe in his arms, she looked into his eyes and saw her future.
* * *
Mona Ingram is the author of 20 romance novels, including two novellas. Many of her stories take place in British Columbia, where she has lived since the age of twelve. In recent years she has lived in the Okanagan Valley and on Vancouver Island. In addition to reading and writing, traveling and bird watching are among Mona’s favourite pastimes.


Filed Under: Colleen Hoover, Free e-Book, Free Romance, Mona Ingram, Songs From the Heart, The Kiss

For the very first time…

January 24, 2014 by Mona

Loving From Afar is being offered for FREE.

It’s tough to give away your work for free, but on the other hand, I like the idea that so many people are getting to read this special story. It’s different from many of my other romances, having been described as “gritty”, and “true-to-life”.

At it’s heart, it’s a romance. Hope you enjoy!

FREE UP TO AND INCLUDING JANUARY 26TH.
US Link:  http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00DGFXDLO
UK Link:  http://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B00DGFXDLO

Filed Under: Free e-Book, Limited Time, Loving From Afar, Romance

The Kiss

January 1, 2014 by Mona

The Kiss. What a great title for an up-coming anthology penned by  over twenty authors in one of my writing groups. The fun part of this anthology is that the group is made up of authors who write in in virtually every genre – not just romance, like you’d expect. As a matter of fact, I think only a few of us wrote straight romance for this one.
    We hope to have the anthology released in January and you’ll be seeing lots about it in various venues. Some great authors are included, and guess what? It will be free, with Amazon’s co-operation. I’ll let you know more as the release date gets closer.
   Here’s the cover.

   In the meantime, I’m off on a much-needed vacation for a few weeks. I put in some long hours writing my latest series, which is doing very nicely, thank you. I’ll be back toward the end of January, batteries re-charged and raring to go!

   Best to everyone in 2014.

Filed Under: Anthology, Group, The Kiss, Vacation, Writing

New Release

December 21, 2013 by Mona

Never Look Back:  Book Three in The Women of Independence series.
Maya Kincaid lacks for nothing. At least that’s what she tells herself. Sometimes an entire day will go by when she doesn’t think about the man who still owns her heart; the man she met for a few dazzling, sun-filled days all those years ago. The man she’s never forgotten.
US Link:   http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00HG2X5D4
UK Link:   http://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B00HG2X5D4

Filed Under: Las Vegas, love triangle, New release, Okanagan Valley, Romance, Second Chance, Series

Sex or Story?

December 15, 2013 by Mona

As a romance author, I read a lot. In between reading romance, I delve into other genres and over the past couple of years I’ve found many great new authors. New to me, that is. Among them:
Russell Blake:  Russell has exploded onto the scene in the past couple of years, garnering a legion of fans with his Jet series, his Assassin series, and his newest, featuring Artemus Black, a series he describes as ‘hard-boiled, noir detective’. I’ve read and enjoyed most of Russell’s books.
George Wier:  George’s book, Long Fall From Heaven, co-authored with Milton T. Burton, has recently been named as one of MysteryPeople’s Top 5 Texas Mysteries of 2013.
Nick Russell:  Nick’s newest, Dog’s Run is receiving rave reviews. More than a finely crafted mystery, it picks you up and sets you down in a small Ohio town in the 1950s. The language, the descriptions, the undercurrents are so powerful you feel you’re there!
   But I digress… as usual. For those of you who read romance, you can’t help but notice the trends these days. All the ‘grey’ covers, for example. Now where did that idea come from? All of the bared chests with sharply defined abs. Shirts hanging open. And billionaires. According to the current wave of romance books, in most big cities, women must be wading through waist-deep piles of billionaires!
   Am I knocking these things? Absolutely not. That’s what romance is, after all… it’s fantasy. I have plenty of fantasy in my own books, and it’s fun.
   So what’s my point? My point is that in most of the romances I’ve read lately, the story takes a back seat to the sex. Romances are becoming little more than a series of sex scenes, linked by the thinnest story line you can possibly imagine. And that bothers me.
   Give me some story with my sex. Please. Make me care about the characters. Tell me why they do what they do. I don’t care if they have sex the day they meet, or a month later, or ten years later. I personally feel that a romance needs some sex – be it implied, or explicit. But please! Give me a story as well to hold my interest. Without that, frankly, too many of the current romances out there are boring.
   And nobody likes boring.

Link to my Amazon page:  http://www.amazon.com/Mona-Ingram/e/B001JSDJVO/ref=sr_tc_2_0?qid=1387075112&sr=8-2-ent#/ref=la_B001JSDJVO_pg_2?rh=n%3A283155%2Cp_82%3AB001JSDJVO&page=2&ie=UTF8&qid=1387075166

Filed Under: billionaires, George Wier, Mona Ingram. romance, Nick Russell, realistic storylines, Russell Blake, Sex, sex in romance

Happy Endings

December 12, 2013 by Mona

Friends often ask me which of my books is my favourite. I invariably fall back on the overused comment about choosing between our children. You’d think I could come up with something more original, but there you go…
I’ve been putting together a couple of ‘bargain bundles’ the past few days, which entails scanning through the formatting.  While doing so, I found myself pausing here and there to admire a well constructed sentence, or an evocative turn of phrase. What’s that you say? I’m not supposed to admire my own writing? Too bad; every writer does it.
Where was I? Oh, yes. I love endings. Maybe because I write romance, and to my way of thinking, romance endings should be positive, if not an outright happily-ever-after love fest.
Let’s face it, you know within the first chapter or so, who’s going to get together. Rarely are we fooled about that. I prefer to weave the romance in and around an interesting storyline, but that’s just me, trying to give the reader her/his money’s worth.
I have a few movies I’ll watch just for the endings. I love the ending of the first part of the Bourne Trilogy, where Jason Bourne walks into the scooter rental shop. And I really love the ending of The Shawshank Redemption, where Red walks down the beach at Zihuatanejo.
This ending is one of the sweetest I’ve written. It’s from Fallen Angel, and I tear up every time I read it. There’s a lot going on in this book, so I won’t spoil that for you. But here’s the ending:

Epilogue

Ten months later.
“Do I have to wear this?” Mark tugged impatiently at his bow tie.
“Yes.” Bradley straightened it for the third time.
“But why?”
“Because your mother wants you to.” He checked his own reflection. “See…we match.”
Mark gave him a look that made it clear what he thought of that.
“Come on, we’re supposed to be out there first.”
They walked out into the sunlight. All of their friends and family were there, plus Candy and Matt, Faith and Jason, Fran Shaw and her husband, everyone from the law office; even Will and his new lady friend. Her father and his new wife were in the front pew, next to Laura’s grandmother, who had tears in her eyes when Bradley walked down the aisle with his best man, Mark.
As they approached the white tent a jet flew overhead and Bradley shielded his eyes to look up.
“What is it?” asked Mark. It was a game they played all the time.
“It’s a private job. A Citation. Nice ride.”
“Yeah, nice ride. Can you fly it?”
“Oh, I think so.” Bradley grinned.
“Would you teach me how to fly some day?” His hand crept into Bradley’s.
“Yes, I will.”
“Promise?”
“Promise.”
Laura and Hayley appeared on the steps. Laura in a simple white sheath that touched the grass and Hayley in a pale pink chiffon dress that she had picked out herself. They both wore baby’s breath in their hair. They walked together up the aisle and Bradley bent over to pick up his daughter.
“Hey, Mom.” Mark tugged at her dress, and she looked at her son. “Dad says he’s going to teach me to fly! Can you believe it?”
“Sure can,” she said, looking at Bradley with love in her eyes. “He teaches me to fly every day.”
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Fallen Angel is available as a stand-alone book, and is also included in my new Canadian Romance Collection #2. A real bargain, by the way!
Link to Fallen Angel on Amazon: 

http://www.amazon.com/dp/B006GEQ1AC

 

Link to Canadian Romance Collection on Amazon: http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00H92024G

Filed Under: Bargain, bourne trilogy, Canadian Romances, Collections, Happy Endings, shawshank redemption, Writing

Hot New Cover – Same Great Story

November 30, 2013 by Mona

My cover designer, Suzie O’Connell of Wellman Creek Books has done it again. I asked her to update the cover for Deception, and here’s what she came up with:

…and in case you haven’t read Deception, here’s the first chapter. Do I want you to buy it? You bet I do!  By the way, I’m offering this book at the greatly reduced rate of $0.99 during the week of December 9th, so mark your calendar.
Here are the Amazon Links:

US Link:  http://www.amazon.com/dp/B005NWIBF6
UK Link:  http://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B005NWIBF6

 

And here’s that first chapter:

Chapter One

“You want me to do what?” Justine froze, coffee cup in mid-air. “Why on earth would I do something like that?” Impossible as it seemed, her former college roommate could still surprise her.
“Come on, Justine. You’re in New York now. Besides, it will be fun…that’s why I agreed in the first place.” Olivia spotted a shrimp in her salad and speared it, undeterred by the horrified look on her friend’s face. “And you’d be doing me a huge favor by taking my place.”
“But Livvy. To parade myself in front of a group of strangers.” She shuddered. “Men, who would be bidding on me. It’s…” she groped for the right words. “It’s demeaning.”
“Nonsense. It’s for charity.” Olivia edged forward on her chair, suddenly serious. “Okay, here’s the deal. One hundred percent of what we raise goes directly to inner city children. Every penny, and they desperately need our help.” She broke into a brilliant smile. “Besides, since when have you been shy about parading around in front of people?”
“That was different.” Justine lowered her fork. “And in case you’ve forgotten, I quit modeling.”
Olivia searched her friend’s face. Justine had been tired when she arrived last night, and they hadn’t talked much. “Are you going to tell me why?”
Justine’s long, elegant hands were restless and Olivia’s instincts kicked in. A skilled journalist, she knew when not to press. She sat back quietly, waiting for her friend to speak.
“As they say on the talk shows, I had a ‘lightbulb’ moment.”  Taking a sip of mineral water, Justine’s gaze drifted over the other diners, but it was easy to see that her thoughts were somewhere else. “We were on a shoot in Central America. You know the type of place. Five star hotels filled with ‘beautiful’ people, designer shops in the arcade, breathtaking scenery, but the local people are so poor it makes your heart ache.” She watched a droplet of condensation roll down the side of her glass. “Anyway, we’d just completed a shot and they were setting up for the next one when I started to look around and it hit me. Here I was, getting paid more for one hour of work than some of those people earn in a year.” Her eyes flashed, and Olivia caught a glimpse of her friend’s passionate nature. “I was ashamed that I’d never considered it before.”
Olivia nodded. “I can see how that would get tiresome. After all, it must be tough being one of the most sought-after models in America, raking in all that money. Television shows. Print ads. Catalogs. Boring, boring, boring.”
“You’re missing the point.” Justine glared at her friend. “On purpose.”
“No I’m not.” Olivia raised an eyebrow, refusing to back down. “It’s just that you sound like you belong on daytime television, spilling your guts or something. But I’m glad you’re here.”
Justine eyed her friend affectionately. “I’m glad to see nothing has changed with you, Livvy. You still tell it like it is.”
“Is there any other way? Besides, we’ve been friends for too long.” Olivia lounged back in the comfortable chair. “You know, I can still remember the day we met at college. There you were, a tall, gangly California girl standing in the doorway with a piece of paper in your hand.”
Justine smiled at her friend. “And you. As English as the day is long. I was so envious of your beautiful complexion, I remember that.”
“But you had that tan. And that California body.”
“There! You see? It was always about the body. Nobody ever saw me.”
Her friend’s impassioned outburst made Olivia stop, but only for a moment. “Fair enough. But why did you quit?” Olivia’s brow furrowed. “You never really told me.”
Justine paused, gathered her thoughts. “In the beginning it was an exciting combination of hard work and glamorous locations. But it didn’t take long until I began to detest being treated like a commodity.” She slanted a glance at her friend. “Okay, I know what you’re thinking. A very high-priced commodity. But soon even the travelling became tiresome. You of all people can understand that, with the number of miles you log every month. Anyway, when Mom died I took some time off. It was wonderful. I hadn’t realized how much I missed going to art galleries and museums.” She spread her hands. “So I worked out all my contracts, tied up the loose ends and decided it was time I had a serious look at New York.”
Reaching across the corner of the table, Olivia placed her hand on Justine’s arm. “I’m sorry about your Mom, but I’m glad we’re finally here at the same time. Especially since my London editor has given me enough assignments over here to last three or four weeks. Those quick overnight visits we’ve managed to squeeze in over the past few years haven’t been enough. How long can you stay?”
“I’m not sure I want to stay, but I’ll have to find a place until I make up my mind. I hear that’s not an easy task.”
Olivia pulled back. “Don’t be a goose. You’ll stay here, with me. You’ve seen the size of the flat. Dad never uses it, and he’s made it clear that it’s mine for as long as I want. On the rare occasions that he comes to town he stays at his club.” She shook her head.
“What about your Mom? Doesn’t she use it?”
Olivia gave a short laugh. “Mummy doesn’t particularly like New York. She’s happy as a lark at home working on her charity events. I doubt that she goes into London more than a few times a year. I don’t understand her, but there you have it.”
“Don’t knock it. At least you have a mother.” Justine smiled weakly.
“Do you want to talk about it? About your mom?”
Justine shook her head. “I’m still finding it hard. It was such a shock when she died, and I’m just starting to get over it.” She lifted her coffee cup but didn’t drink, setting it down again with a trembling hand. “No, that’s not right. I’ll never get over it. She was everything to me, Livvy. I didn’t know my father, and somehow she made my life so complete that I never missed having one. When I look back now, I realize that all she ever wanted was for us to have a good life together. And we did.” She crumpled the linen napkin, her breath catching in her throat. “And to think that she died because of a drug that was supposed to help her. It’s not right. It’s just not right.” Tears streamed down her face.
“What did her doctor say?”
“He was useless.” She made a futile attempt to flatten the napkin in her lap. “He told me some story about PharmOmega being one of the most respected drug companies in the world, that they only release new drugs after extensive testing. You know how they all back each other up.” She raised her eyes to see her friend looking at her oddly. “Well they do, you know. It’s well documented. I even found out later that they withdrew the drug from the market. Now that should tell you something.”
Olivia nodded, unusually quiet.
Justine drew in a deep, ragged breath. “See? That’s why I shouldn’t talk about it. I get all carried away.”
“Not at all. Isn’t that what friends are for?” Olivia tugged on her earlobes. “Any time you feel the need to vent, I’m here. Two ears. No waiting.”
Justine smiled wistfully. “Remember how we used to say that? We thought we were so clever.”
“We were. The cleverest.” Olivia grew pensive. “You know, that year at Stanford was probably the best of my life. Sharing a flat with you was the icing on the cake.”
“It was fun, wasn’t it?” Justine smiled at her friend. “So…one more time. Tell me about this auction.”
Olivia leaned forward eagerly, glad of an excuse to change the subject. “I wish I could say it was my idea, but it wasn’t. I’m in favor of anything that will encourage people to donate to this particular charity.” She signaled for more coffee. “Stephanie and Rand Brampton are hosting a party at their estate in the Hamptons. He’s a brilliant investment banker, and Steph is a dear. You’ll like them, I’m sure. Anyway, it’s tomorrow night. There are fifteen women in the auction, and the successful bidder takes his prize to dinner. What could be simpler than that?”
Justine still wasn’t convinced. “I don’t know why, but it makes me uncomfortable.” She shot a sudden look at her friend. “What do we wear?”
“There are no rules. Wear anything you like. Whatever will make them bid the most for the pleasure of your company. You can even be anonymous if you like.” She shot an impish grin at her friend.
Justine was intrigued. “And how would I accomplish that?”
“The women to be auctioned will be wearing masks as they circulate among the other guests. Isn’t that a hoot? I thought it sounded like fun, that’s why I agreed.”
“A mask? What had you decided on, Elvis or Nixon?”
“No, silly. Beautiful, elegant masks. Beaded, feathered, sequined…you name it. Feminine masks. And if they wish, the women can continue the charade when they go out to dinner.”
“Oh sure.” Justine shot a wry glance at her friend. “Can’t you just see me walking into Le Cirque with a mask on?”
Olivia frowned. “I hadn’t thought that far ahead, but I can see where that would present a problem. Why, were you thinking you’d stay anonymous? That is if you agreed to do it,” she added quickly.
Justine picked up the dessert menu and pretended to study it. In spite of her initial reaction, a shimmer of excitement rippled down her spine. It was the sensation she’d sometimes get at a shoot, when everything came together to create what she knew would be a memorable picture. She had to admit that the idea of the auction was starting to appeal to her. “Is there anything else I should know?”
“That’s about it. Of course I’ll have a car for you. That way, you can be independent and come home anytime you like. The ‘date’ for want of a better word, is to be arranged between you and the successful bidder.”
“What type of men are they likely to be?”
“If Steffi has anything to do with it, they’ll all be perfectly respectable. CEOs, investment types, entrepreneurs. Your average run-of-the-mill millionaires.”
“Okay, I’ll do it.” Justine leaned forward, eyes sparkling. “I’ll take your place, but I don’t want anyone to know I’m your friend. And since I can be anonymous, I’d like to take it one step further and become someone else. You know, make myself up to look different. I could change my eye color with contacts.” She fingered her hair, a soft ash blonde. “I’ll curl my hair and put in some color. There’s an amazing new product that washes out. I only wish you were doing it too.”
“That’s the trouble with being a journalist. Opportunities rarely come along when it’s convenient. This rock group is the hottest in the country right now, and when I asked their manager if I could travel with them to their next concert it was just a shot in the dark. I had no idea he’d agree. It’s a great scoop, and my editor’s delighted.”
“He should be. I’ve read everything you’ve written, and you’ve done some great stuff.” Pausing, she cocked her head. “What’s the group’s name again?”
“They’re called Inside Out.” Olivia shrugged. “Makes you wonder who comes up these names.”
Justine tapped her teeth thoughtfully. “Speaking of names, that’s another thing I can do. I’ll call myself something different.” She thought for a moment. “How about Jasmine? It’s close enough to my name that I’m quite sure I’ll remember to respond.”
“It’s brilliant.” Olivia clapped her hands. “You’re a natural.”
Justine laughed. “We’ll see about that. When do you leave?”
Olivia consulted her PDA. “The band’s charter leaves at eight thirty tomorrow night. Not too long after you leave for the Hamptons. I’ll be able to help you get ready.”
* * *
Justine gazed at herself in the mirror, pleased with the transformation. Her eyes glowed with an almost feral cast from green contact lenses. A riotous mass of curls tumbled about her face and shoulders, rich auburn with gold highlights. Skillfully applied blush skimmed her high cheekbones, and tawny lipstick shimmered on her generous lips. She looked familiar and yet different. Slightly exotic…that was it. She turned to face her friend.
“The car is here.” Olivia stopped in the hall, speechless for once.
“Well, what do you think?” Justine did a slow pirouette. “Will I pass?”
Olivia swallowed. “For a moment there I didn’t recognize you.” She circled her friend, eyes alight. “I always knew you were a chameleon, and this proves it.”
Justine waved the delicate mask that matched her outfit. “Even so, I’m glad I can hide behind this.”
“Just remember to have fun.” Olivia hovered in the open doorway, still staring at her friend. “Have a good time, Justine, and thanks for going in my place.”
A soft ‘ping’ announced the arrival of the elevator. “Olivia?”
“Yes?”
The doors opened soundlessly and Justine stepped inside, an enigmatic smile flirting with her lips as the elevator doors closed. “Call me Jasmine.”
Olivia closed the door and walked slowly back into the apartment. It was good to be alone, to have a moment to think. There’d been little time for thinking in the whirlwind of packing and getting Justine ready for the party.
She wandered to the large windows overlooking Central Park but she didn’t see the spectacular view. Ever since Justine’s anguished outburst over lunch yesterday, she’d been torn between two loyalties. Loyalty to her friend, who had so recently lost her mother, and loyalty to someone she’d known and admired since childhood – Alexander Melrose, the CEO of PharmOmega. She breathed a sigh of relief, thankful that Alex had declined her invitation to attend the auction.


Filed Under: Billionaire, international, love triangle, sensual romance, Suzie O'Connell, Wealthy

And the Last Two Covers Are…

November 27, 2013 by Mona

Brush With Destiny.
This story is close to my heart, as I love the Gulf Islands off the coast of British Columbia. They’re wild, beautiful and sophisticated all at once, and are positioned in an area where Orca pods J, K and L can be seen. The romance is sad in some parts, but it’s also uplifting, and ultimately satisfying. I hope you agree.

Here’s the Amazon link:
http://www.amazon.com/Brush-with-Destiny-ebook/dp/B00A9SCZO2

The Reluctant Rockstar

The Badlands of Alberta make a wonderful setting for a romance about a journalist and a palaeontologist who shuns interviews. The story is peopled with interesting characters, as well as being set in Canada’s dinosaur country. Just enough technical stuff to make it interesting, without interfering with the romance. I hope you’ll give it a try.

Here’s the Amazon link:
http://www.amazon.com/The-Reluctant-Rockstar-ebook/dp/B00A2NHMDS

Filed Under: Alberta, Artist, Badlands, Dinosaurs, Killer Whales, Orcas, palaeontologist, Sailing, Software, Wealthy

Sometimes I Surprise Myself

November 10, 2013 by Mona

No kidding. I can still do that!
As I mentioned in yesterday’s post, I’d thought that my five books with my former publisher would languish and eventually fade away. I was ready to accept that, albeit reluctantly.
  As a goodbye gesture, I re-read them, just before Amazon’s Montlake Press took them over. And surprise, surprise, these are great story lines! Yes, there are the traditional romantic entanglements, but the stories are fresh and unique. I’m proud of them, and now even moreso, with Montlake’s new covers.  Here are two more:
But Not For Me
Many of us can relate to this story. Erin is a chef, and frankly, a little heavier than she’d like to be. She accepts a new position at a floating fishing lodge on the West Coast of British Columbia. On the way there, the boat she’s traveling in sinks, and she’s stuck with three other people on the beach. I like this one, and am so happy to see it revived.

Here’s the link:  http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00A9T5W50

The Shell Game
I was inspired to write this one when I visited cottage country in Ontario. The Muskokas are famous as boating and cottage country, and my husband grew up in the area. Rebecca inherits a bed and breakfast lodge when her grandmother dies, but her wily grandmother has left a surprise:  She must share it with the man who broke her heart on the night of her school graduation. Fun, light, and ultimately romantic, it’s a great story.

Here’s the link:  http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00A2FTIQK

Filed Under: Boating, Chef, Cottage Country, Family, Fishing Lodge, graduation, Mallard, Montlake, Muskoka, New Cover, Romance

Thank You, Montlake Press

November 9, 2013 by Mona

It’s been about a year and a half since Amazon acquired my former publisher. To be honest, I hadn’t expected that those five books would see the light of day again. Boy! Was I wrong about that.
  As you can imagine, it’s been a huge undertaking for Amazon’s Montlake division (romance) to get a handle on all those books. As one of their many authors, I requested that they consider creating new covers for my books. Let’s be honest, the old covers were some of the worst ever designed.
  Just today, Montlake has completed the new designs and uploaded them to the Amazon sales pages. They’ve done a great job in branding my books so they’re recognizable as being from the same author. Great job, Montlake.
   My worst cover – hands down – was for my last book for that publisher: The Gift. Here’s the new cover they gave it. So attractive… and it’s actually a scene from the book. I’ve always liked this story; it takes place just north of where I live now, on a large lake known all over North America for houseboating.
  If you’d like to check it out, here’s the link on Amazon.
http://www.amazon.com/The-Gift-ebook/dp/B00A9TOWJC/

Filed Under: Cover Release, Houseboat, Montlake Press, New Cover, Romance, The Gift

The Last Goodbye is Live

October 24, 2013 by Mona

    I’m delighted to announce that Book Two of The Women of Independence series is now live at Amazon.com
Here are the links, and I hope you’ll check it out:

US Link:  http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00G4QWWMI
UK Link:  http://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B00G4QWWMI

Thanks! 

Filed Under: Cowboys, Movie production, New release, Romance, Romance e-books, The Last Goodbye

Clever Words

October 10, 2013 by Mona

You don’t have to be a writer to appreciate wordplay.

The Washington Post’s Mensa Invitational once again invited readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new definition.

 Here are the winners:

 1.Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period of time.

 2.Ignoranus: A person who’s both stupid and an asshole.

 3.Intaxicaton: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with.

 4.Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a democrat.

 5.Bozone
( n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future. Typically found around democrats as a yellowish, gray bluish deformed elongated halo. 

 6.Foreploy: Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid.

 7.Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very, very high

 8.Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn’t get it.

 9.Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.

 10.Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease. (This one got extra credit.)

 11.Karmageddon: It’s like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it’s like, a serious bummer.

 12.Decafalon (n.): The grueling event of getting through the day consuming only things that are good for you.

 13.Glibido: All talk and no action.

 14.Dopeler Effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.

 15.Arachnoleptic Fit (n.): The frantic dance performed just after you’ve accidentally walked through a spider web.

 16.Beelzebug (n.): Satan in the form of a mosquito, that gets into your bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.

 17.Caterpallor ( n.): The color you turn after finding half a worm in the fruit you’re eating.

 The Washington Post has also published the winning submissions to its yearly contest in which readers are asked to supply alternate meanings for common words.

 Here are the winners:

 1.Coffee, n. The person upon whom one coughs.

 2.Flabbergasted, adj. Appalled by discovering how much weight one has gained.

 3.Abdicate, v. To give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach.

 4.esplanade, v. To attempt an explanation while drunk.

 5.Willy-nilly, adj. Impotent.

 6.Negligent, adj. Absentmindedly answering the door when wearing only a nightgown.

 7.Lymph, v. To walk with a lisp.

 8.Gargoyle, n. Olive-flavored mouthwash.

 9.Flatulence, n. Emergency vehicle that picks up someone who has been run over by a steamroller.

 10.Balderdash, n. A rapidly receding hairline.

 11.Testicle, n. A humorous question on an exam.

 12.Rectitude, n. The formal, dignified bearing adopted by proctologists.

 13.Pokemon, n. A Rastafarian proctologist.

 14.Oyster, n. A person who sprinkles his conversation with Yiddishisms.

 15.Frisbeetarianism, n. The belief that, after death, the soul flies up onto the roof and gets stuck there.

 16.Circumvent, n. An opening in the front of boxer shorts worn by Jewish men.

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